Thursday, 6 January 2011

If I Were the Green Hornet

Green Hornet

In the 3D action-comedy The Green Hornet, Britt Reid (Seth Rogen) is the son of LA’s most prominent and respected media magnate and perfectly happy to maintain a directionless existence on the party scene – until his father (Tom Wilkinson) mysteriously dies, leaving Britt his vast media empire. Striking an unlikely friendship with one of his father’s more industrious and inventive employees, Kato (Jay Chou), they see their chance to do something meaningful for the first time in their lives: fight crime. To get close to the criminals, they come up with the perfect cover: they’ll pose as criminals themselves.

What would i do to stop the crime . So , first , i will blend myself into the gangster or criminal group , and i will build my path to become the best criminal . By being the best criminal, i will be able to be involved in all the big and small crime . So , i can become one of the person with power to control the criminal world . By doing that , i myself will know all the plan of commit crime by all the criminal . I will also learn some technique and strategy to commit crime . So , i wiull stop the criminal by being the criminal . I will be like undercover . When i know all the plan ,  strategic and technique used by all the criminal , i will change to another person to go stop every single crime , i will fight the criminal with the same technique and plan used by the criminal , so they will be attack by their own technique . I will try not to fight them first , i will try to save all the victim . I will use myself as shield to stop all the bullet , so the victim will be fine and the bullet will bounce back to the criminal . In this way , i wont be accused of killing all the criminal . Wonder how i can do this , i will wear like a knight . 
Yes ! i will wear like this and be the metal knight hero ! the bullet will not go into my body , so i will use my body to protect the victim from gun shot , and the criminal will be killed by his own bullet  when the bullet bounce back to them . 
Of course , i also need some abilities ,  supernatural power , weapon and car to stop the crime too . 
The abilities i would need is to be strong . Still remember popeye the sailorman ?
I will need to eat lots of spinach and build my muscle like Popeye the Sailorman . I need to have those huge muscle and i need to be strong . I need to have megapunch too . With those huge muscle and the ability of megapunch , i believe i can just stop the crime by punch the criminal , the criminal will just fly away with my megapunch.
Next , i need to be fast , just in case i need to save someone from explosion or prevent the explosion to be happen . I need to be like sonic .

I need to have the super fast speed like snic to cut and prevent explosion to be happen . I also need to be super fast to  to prevent whatever killing that happen from a gun , then i will be able to save the bullet if i fast enough .
Next ,i will learn the supernatural power of Astroboy .

I will get myself two rocket shoes , i will create it into the rocket shoes similar to astroboy . Then i will fly up the sky and see every part of the woirld from on top of the sky , so i can see clearly where got crime , and i will go save and stop the crime straight away when i saw the crime about to happen . 
Next , i will learn the supernatural power of become invisible like the invisible woman in fantastic 4 .

I need to learn to become invisible , so when i saw a crime happen  , i will be able to run and take the weapon from the criminal without them knowing it. So , i will be able to prevent and stop the crime . 
Next , as i am an undercover to save people and stop crime , i will need a normal and small car . I cannot use a special car , as it will exposed my identity . I will also need a small car to squeeze through narrow alley to chase the criminal . 
I think this is the car i need , small and normal car .

Next , i will need some cool weapon to stop the crime . The first weapon that i need is a silencer.
Why Silencer ? I need a silencer so that i will not attract any criminal . I can stop the crime fast and silent and the criminal will not even know about it . So , it wont attract any cops and i will be safe . 
The second weapon i need is a zapper. 
Why zapper ? i need a zapper so that i can zap the criminal fast and easy , they will be zap very fast and no chance to attack me . And i will not be accused to kill the criminal ,and i will be manage to stop the crime . Awesome , right ?
My last plan would be i will persuade the government to give order to every citizen that they will need to  have a camera chip inside their body . So, there will be a control station to control the recording and playback of the camera chip .  A person will be put in the control room to see the action of everyone . When that person saw something suspicious or see the guy or girk holding a weapon , there will be a cops approach them to check them . This will somehow stop the crime to happen . 
So i believe with all my abilities , supernatural power , cool weapons and nice car , i will be able to at least stop a lot of crime . 

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Till then , bye .