Name of son after their parents occupation

Just now when i on the way back home , i heard Fly Fm come out with an interesting topic . What to name the children according to the parent's occupation ? cool topic huh ? Now let me start the Q & A session .

1. What will be the children named after if the mum or dad is reporter ? 

     A : The children name will be Mike . ( because reporter always hold a mike ) 

2. What will the children named after if the mum or dad is a thief ?

     A: The children name will be Rob . ( because thief rob )

3. What will the children named after if the mum or dad is a singer ?

     A : The children name will be Gram ( In hope that their children bring luck to them to win the grammy award) 

4. What will the children named after if the mum or dad is a sportwoman or sportman ?

    A : The children name will be Vin or Vic ( In hope that their children bring luck to them to win and victory )

5. What will the children names after if the mum or dad is a photographer ?

    A; The Children name will be Cam or Cammie ( because camera is a important tool for photographer )

6. What will the children named after if the mum or dad is a teacher ?

    A : The Children name will be Red ( Because every teacher need a red pen to mark )

7. What will  the children named after if the mum or dad is an actress or actor ?

     A : The Children name will be Char ( Because actor and actress always act as a Character ) 

8. What  will the chilren named after if the mum or dad is writer ?

     A : The Children name will be Vert or Wert ( Because writer write a lot o word . )

9. What will the children named after if the mum or dad is engineer ?

     A : The Children name will be Mac or Mach ( Because engineer always deal with machinery ) 

10 . What will the children named after if the mum or dad is animator ?

       A. The Children name will be Minny , Mickey , Garfield , Snoopy , Ben and etc . ( Because animator 

            design cartoon ) 

11. What will the children named after if the mum or dad is Astrologist ?

       A. The Chilren name will be Star , Moon , or Sun . ( I think you all know why , right ? It's pretty easy ) 

12 . What will the children named after if the mum or dad is  bellman ?

       A. The Children name will be Bell . ( LOL )

13. What will the children named after if the mum or dad is carpenter ?

       A. The Children name will be Woody ( Because carpenter deal with wood )

14 . What will the children named after if the mum or dad is sailor ?

       A . The Children name will be Popeye or Sailormoon . ( Popeye the sailorman and SAILORmoon. Lol )

15 What will the children named after if the mum or dad is fashion designer ?

      A. The Children name will be Cece . ( Because most fashion designer is sissy . oops . )

16 . What will the children named  after if the mum or dad is fireman or firewoman ?

       A . The Children name will be Walter ( because fireman use water everyday )

I think that's all for now ! Hope i had cheer you all up ! And i welcome any new comment about other name that you all can think of after some occupation . 

Till then , bye !